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Spatulus: Malard, I think there's a problem with the game. Malard: Could you be more specific? Spatulus: I just picked up a mushroom, and now I have "furious froth" in my inventory. Malard: Huh? You're joking. Spatulus: There's nothing funny about frothy mushrooms. Malard: I see it. That's supposed to be a fruit of horus shroom. Gnarph: There's a problem with the chariot stop. When you click on Tell Ed Daba just says "dated label". Malard: That's weird. Spatulus: It looks like all of East Sinai is affected. Did you rename the Test of the Giving Fisherman to Test of the Grim Heaving Fins? Malard: I see the problem. The random number generator is misbehaving, and it's corrupting the text in the game. I've turned that off, but we need to find any affected objects before the problem spreads again. First player to find the six corrupted objects in the game gets a venery certificate! Testing My Patience When it Rains, It Spores Disturbed Herbs Atlas, A Solution System Mess Chatastrophe